Anywho the latest ridiculousness to get me fired up, though I KNOW it doesn't usually take much, is Nutella's current marketing campaign to be a breakfast food. Yes, I said breakfast. Breaking your fast with sugar, palm oil "and a hint of coco".
In the words of Grumpy Cat: NO. No no no no no. Even on the days post competition when I'm craving every horrible food imaginable, never have I started my day with the filling of Ferrero Rocher.